girl: Granddaddy wants me to have a piece of cake for him at lunch. Well, he said PIE, but I doubt Ernie's will have pie, so I'll take one for the team. Happy birthday, Granddaddy! :)
boy: Pie, huh? Are you SURE it wasn't your grandma you were listening to???
girl: Um...well, it's 6 years yesterday that SHE died, so if she wants me to have some pie for her, I guess I'd better. Crap, that's a lot of pressure. What if they have cake AND pie?
boy: silly old girl.
girl: you wouldn't have me any other way. except, perhaps, skinny. but i'll get there. i bought 2 magazines with my blow money today--one was "shape." :)
boy: I don't want you to get all buff like some of those ladies in Shape. You'll kick my ass!
girl: dude, i could kick your ass now. and i just laughed so hard, spit flew out of my mouth. sexy, right?
boy: niiiiiiice...
girl: yeah, baby. and all YOURS!
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